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remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
#sometimes when im really high #i like to play with these things #each color is a different worm #and they all just want a friend #but the lines never intersect #so theyre just alone #then i cry into my bong
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.
"Billy needs therapy"
I literally started crying
What is even happening…?